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Welcome to my sink-hole. Watch out for the oscillating orbs. This website is under construction, so for now, I'm going to type whatever comes to my mind. Waiting for a train under the sweltering sun while wearing a trenchcoat laden with tools and coins. The conductor raises his eyebrow at me. He says, this station hasn't been in operation since '53! i says, then why are you here? and why are you on stilts, wearing a boat hat and pinstripes? he says, the carnival cruise is in town and i am the conductor who brings dead trains back to life. with a flourish, he reaches into his sequined chest pocket, and betwixt two fingers produces a golden horlepipe, glimmering in the afternoon sun. he places it betwixt his cherry lips and out comes a jovial tune, as sweet as honeysuckles in spring. but its summer. did i say it was summer? i watch the bejeweled bard bounce his heels with every note and realize IM IN THE COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.